Cowboy Pilot Joke
It was a really nice day, right about dusk, and a
Piper Malibu was being vectored into a long line of
airliners in order to land at Kansas City.
KC Approach: "Malibu three-two-Charlie, you're
following a 727, one o'clock and three miles."
Three-two-Charlie: "We've got him. We'll follow
him."
KC Approach: "Delta 105, your traffic to follow is a
Malibu, eleven o'clock and three miles. Do you have
that traffic?
Delta 105: Long pause followed by a thick Texan
drawl, "Well, I've got something down there. Can't
quite tell if it's a Malibu or a Chevelle though."