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Cowboy Bashing
Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Dallas Cowboys
Q: How many players did the Cowboys dress for their last game?
A: 22. The rest dressed themselves.
Q: What's Jerry Jones' biggest concern?
A: Does bail money count against the salary cap?
Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?
A: A huddle.
Q: Four Dallas Cowboys are in a car. Who's driving?
A: The police.
Q: Why can't Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the field anymore?
A: It is a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.
Doctors say that because of Michael Irvin's broken clavicle, it will be 6-8
weeks before he can videotape a team mate having sex.
I understand Chicago is trying to sign Michael Irvin.
They got rid of the refrigerator and now they want a coke machine.
The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out
the artificial turf because the Cowboys play better on "grass".
The Dallas Cowboys adopted a new "Honor System".
Yes, your Honor, No, your Honor.
The Cowboys had a 12 and 5 season last year.
12 arrests, 5 convictions.
The Cowboys knew they had to do something for their defense, so they hired a new
defensive co-ordinator: Johnny Cochran.
How do the Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?
Studying Miranda Rights.
What's the difference between a Cowboys fan and a baby?
Eventually the baby stops whining.
By Steve C
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