Cowboy and Preacher Joke
One Sunday a cowboy went to church.
When he entered, he saw that he and the preacher were the only ones
present.
The preacher asked the cowboy if he wanted him to go ahead and
preach.
The cowboy said,
"I’m not too smart, but if I went to feed my cattle and only
one showed up, I’d feed him."
So the minister began his sermon.
One hour passed, then two hours, then two-and-a-half hours.
The preacher finally finished and came down to ask the cowboy how he
liked the sermon.
The cowboy answered slowly,
"Well, I’m not very smart, but if I went to feed my cattle
and only one showed up,
I sure wouldn’t feed him all the hay..."