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Well, this here story goes something
Ya see, there was this trucker,and he was on a run on day,and
this diner for a bite to eat.
Well, he sits down at the counter, and the waitress comes over hands
menu and a glass of water, and says "What'll ya have?"
Well, the trucker says," Ya got any chili?"
The waitress says, "No, I just sold my last bowl to the guy
sitting next to
So, the trucker looks over at the guy next to him, and notices that
mostly finished with his meal 'cept for the bowl of chili sitting
So, the trucker asks the guy, "Hey, are you gonna eat
that?" To which the man
replied, "Naw, you go right ahead." So, the trucker starts
chili, which tasted mighty good to him.
Well, he got about halfway through with it, and sees a dead mouse
the bottom of the bowl.
UP COMES THE CHILI!!!!
Right back into the bowl!!
The guy next to him says," Yep, that's about as far as I got
with it too!"
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