BUBBA N BILLY RAY
Bubba and Billy Ray are from Arkansas visiting a relative in
Huntsville prison.
Walking along Sam Houston Street they see a sign which reads, 'Suits
$5.00 each, shirts $2.00 each, trousers $2.50 per pair'. Bubba says
to his pal, "Billy Ray LOOK! We could buy a whole lot of those,
and when we get back to Arkansas, sell them. I bet we could make a
fortune. Now when we go into the shop, you be quiet, okay? Just let
me do all the talking 'cause if they hear our accent, they might not
serve us. I'll speak in my best Texas drawl."
They go in and Bubba orders 50 suits at $5.00 each, 100 shirts at
$2.00 each and 50 pairs of trousers at $2.50 each. "I'll back
up my pickup and..."
The owner of the shop interrupts, "You're from Arkansas, aren't
you?"
"Why yes," says a surprised Bubba. "How come you know
that?"
The owner says, "This is a dry-cleaners."
By Albert W.
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