A guy walks into a bar in Texas and orders a white wine.
Everyone sitting around the bar looks up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee queer.
The bartender looks up and says, "You ain't from around here, are Ya?? Where Ya from' boy?"
The guy says' "I'm from Iowa." The bartender ask, "What the heck you do in Iowa?"
The guy responds, I'm a taxidermist?" The bartender asks, " A taxidermist?
Now just what the heck is a taxidermist?" The guy says nervously, " I mount animals."
The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar, " It's okay boys, he's one of us!"