Arkansas Funeral Joke

The old man had died.  A  funeral was in progress and
the country preacher talked at length of the good traits of the deceased, 
what an honest man he was,
and what a loving husband
and kind father he was.

Finally, the widow leaned over and whispered to one of her
children, "Go up there and take a look in the coffin and see if
that's your pa."

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