An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to
marry the perfect woman so they could produce children beyond comparison. With
that as his mission he began searching for the perfect woman. After a diligent,
but fruitless, search up and down the east coast, he started to head west.
Shortly thereafter he met a farmer who had three stunning, gorgeous daughters
that positively took his breath away. So he explained his mission to the farmer,
asking for permission to marry one of them.

The farmer simply replied, "They're all looking to get married, so you came to
the right place. Look them over and select the one you want." The man dated the
first daughter. The next day the farmer asked for the man's opinion.

"Well," said the man, " She's just a weeeeee bit, not that you can hardly
notice, but pigeon-toed."

The farmer nodded and suggested the man date one of the other girls. So the man
went out with the second daughter. The next day, the farmer again asked how
things went.

"Well," the man replied, "She's just a weeeee bit, not that you can hardly tell,

The farmer nodded and suggested he date the third girl to see if things might be
better. So he did. The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming, "She's
perfect, just perfect! She's the one I want to marry!" So they were wed right

Months later the baby was born. When the man visited nursery he was horrified:
the baby was the ugliest, most pathetic human you can imagine. He rushed to his
father-in-law asking how such a thing could happen considering the parents.

"Well," explained the farmer, "She was just a weeeee bit, not that you could
hardly tell, pregnant when you met her."

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