A woman checked in at the pearly gates and asked to join her former
husband,
Walter Smith. Saint Peter said, "We have five million Walter
Smiths. Give us a
little clue."
The woman said, "My Walter is bald and has blue eyes, and he
said that if I ever
slept with another man he'd turn over in his grave."
Saint Peter motioned an angel forward. "Take her to Turning
Walter!"