VASELINE Joke


A market researcher called at a house and his knock
was answered by a young woman with three small
children running around her. He asked her if she minded
replying to his questions and she agreed.
He asked her if she knew his company,Cheeseborough-Ponds.
When she said no,  he mentioned that among their many products was
Vaseline and she certainly knew of that product. When asked if
she used it, the answer was "Yes." Asked how she used it,
she said, "To assist sexual intercourse." The interviewer
was amazed. He said, "I always ask that question because
everyone uses our product and they always say they use
it  for the child's bicycle chain, or the gate hinge; but
I know that most use it for sexual intercourse. Since you've
been so frank, could you tell me exactly how you use
it?"
"Yes, we put it on the doorknob to keep the kids out."

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