Two midgets Joke

Two midgets go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them
to their separate hotel rooms. The first midget, however, is unable to get
an erection. His depression is enhanced by the fact that, from the next
room, he hears cries of, "ONE, TWO, THREE...UUH!" all night long. In the
morning, the second midget asks the first, "How did it go?" The first
whispered back, "It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't get a hard-on."
The second midget shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing?" he asked.
"I couldn't even get on the fucking bed"

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