Two midgets Joke
Two midgets go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and
take them
to their separate hotel rooms. The first midget, however, is unable
to get
an erection. His depression is enhanced by the fact that, from the
next
room, he hears cries of, "ONE, TWO, THREE...UUH!" all
night long. In the
morning, the second midget asks the first, "How did it
go?" The first
whispered back, "It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't get
a hard-on."
The second midget shook his head. "You think that's
embarrassing?" he asked.
"I couldn't even get on the fucking bed"