Two Deaf People Joke
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they
find
that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn
off the
lights because they can't see each other using sign language. After
several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife
decides to find a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why
don't we agree on some
simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with
me,
reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to
have
sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time." The
husband thinks
this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea,
Now if you
want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time.
If you
don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis......fifty
times"