The Reward Joke
Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along a country road
one
night when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly.
Bill told his driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the
owners what
had happened. About one hour later Bill sees his driver staggering
back to the
car with a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and his
clothes all
ripped and torn.
"What happened to you?" asked Bill.
"Well, the Farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the cigar
and
his 19-year-old daughter made mad passionate love to me."
"My God, what did you tell them?" asks Clinton.
The driver replies, "I'm Bill Clinton's driver, and I just
killed the pig."