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The Big Surprise
Man and a woman had been dating for about a year and their
relationship
was taking a turn towards getting serious.
Man proposed and she accepted, however she told him that she
wanted him
to know that her chest was just like a baby's.
He said that he loved her and that her measurements didn't matter
to him.
He also told her that his penis was also like a baby.
She said that she loved him and size didn't matter.
Come the day of the wedding and all went well.
That night the happy couple checked into the honeymoon suite at
the resort hotel.
The blushing bride was in the bathroom putting on a sexy nightie.
Her husband was in the bed waiting.
As she entered the bedroom, she reminded him of her confession
about her chest being like a baby.
"Don't worry honey" he said.
She took her night gown off and her breasts were the smallest he
had ever seen.
He said that he was going to get undressed and reminded her of his
confession about his penis being like a baby.
As he took his pants off the new bride said, "Good God All
Mighty.
I thought you said your penis was like a baby" "It
is," he said, "9 pounds and 19 inches long!"
By scott21
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