A little boy returning home from his first day at school said to
his mother,
"Mom, what's sex?" His mother, who believed in all the
most modern educational
theories, gave him a detailed explanation, covering all aspects of
the tricky
subject. When she had finished, the little lad produced an
enrollment form which
he had brought home from school and said, "Yes, but how am I
going to get all
that into this one little square?"