Restricted fishing area
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort. The husband liked to
fish at
the crack of dawn; his wife preferred to read.
One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and
decided
to take a nap.
The wife, to escape her snoring husband, decided to take the boat
out.
Since she was not familiar with the lake, she rowed out to the
middle,
anchored the boat, and started reading her book.
Along came the sheriff in his boat. He pulled up alongside and said,
"Good
morning, ma'am. What are you doing here?"
"Reading a book," she replied, thinking, "Is this guy
blind or what?"
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informed her.
"But, Officer, I'm not fishing. You can see that, surely."
"But you have all the equipment, ma'am. I'll have to write you
up."
"If you do that, I will charge you with rape," returned
the irate woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," the sheriff objected.
"That's true; but you have all the equipment."
THE MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.
By Tom P
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