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A man was driving home late one night,on a lonely road and is
feeling very horny.
As he is passing a pumpkin patch, his mind starts to wander,
He says to himself, "Ya know,a pumpkin is soft and squishy
and there's no one around for miles."
He pulls over to the side of the road, picks up a nice juicy
cuts the appropriate size hole in it,and begins to do the pumpkin.
Very shortly he is really into it,and he doesn't notice a patrol
car pull up.
The cop walks over and says,"Excuse me sir,but do you realize
you are screwing a pumpkin?"
The guy looks at the pumpkin in complete horror, thinks fast and
A pumpkin? Oh My God,is it midnight already?"
By Tom P
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