PRICK Joke
While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young
woman who was
pretty and intelligent. When he persuaded her to disrobe in his
hotel room, he
found out she had a superb body as well. Unfortunately, the
executive found
himself unable to perform.
On his first night home, the executive walked from the shower into
the bedroom
to find his wife covered in a rumpled bathrobe, her hair curled, her
face
creamed, munching candy loudly while she pored through a movie
magazine.
Then, without warning, he felt the onset of a magnificent erection.
Looking down at this, he snarled, "Why you ungrateful, mixed-up
son of a bitch.
Now I know why they call you a prick!"