Picture Joke

A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his mother asking
him to send her a current picture. But being too embarrassed to let her know
that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half and sends her the top

Later, he receives another letter asking him to send a picture to his
grandmother. The man cuts another picture in half, but accidentally sends her
the bottom half. He is really worried when he realizes that he sent the wrong
part, but then remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is and hopes she
won't notice.

A few weeks later he receives a letter from his grandmother. It says, "Thank you
for the picture. Change your hair style... it makes your nose look long!"

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