NASTY GRANDPA Joke
A five year old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front
porch
together, when grandpa pulls a beer out of a cooler. the little boy
asked,
"Grandpa, can I have a beer?" Grandpa replied, "Can
your dick touch your
ass?"
The little boy answered no.
Grandpa said "Then you're not man enough to have a beer."
A little later Grandpa lights up a cigar. The little boy asked,
"Grandpa,
can I have a cigar?" Once again, Grandpa asked, "Can your
dick touch your
ass?" The little boy answered no, again. Grandpa said,
"Then your not man
enough to have a cigar." A little later, the little boy came
out of the
house With a cookie.
Grandpa asked, "Can I have a cookie?"
The boy asked "Can your dick touch your ass?"
Grandpa replied, "Hell yeah my dick can touch my ass!" The
boy replied,
"Then go fuck yourself, Grandma made these cookies for
me."