Mr. Jones Joke

An old man in a nursing home awoke one day and
trundled down the hallway to the community breakfast
room looking rather forlorn. Ms. Smith, a nurse, met
him in the hallway. She greeted him smilingly and
asked how he was this day.

Mr. Jones allowed that not all was well; in fact, his
penis had died during the night. Ms. Smith knew that
Mr. Jones was occasionally a little off mentally, so
she merely replied that she was sorry to hear the bad
news and went on her way.

The next morning Mr. Jones was on his way to breakfast
again but on this day he was dressed in a coat and
tie, and his penis was hanging out of his pants. Sure
enough, he met Ms. Smith whereupon -- although
somewhat startled -- she calmly reminded him that the
day before he had told her his penis had died and
asked why it was hanging out of his pants.

Mr. Jones replied simply, "Today is the viewing."

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