A family was having dinner on Mother's Day. For some reason the mother was
unusually quiet. Finally the husband asked what was wrong.
"Nothing," said the woman.
Not buying it, he asked again. "Seriously, what's wrong?"
"Do you really want to know? Well, I'll tell you. I have cooked and cleaned and
fed the kids for 15 years and on Mother's Day, you don't even tell me so much as
"Why should I?" he said. "Not once in 15 years have I gotten a Father's Day
"Yes," she said, "but I'm their real mother."