An old man and his wife lived deep in the hills and seldom saw many people.
One day a peddler came by to sell his goods and asked the man if he or his wife
wanted to buy something. "Well, my wife ain't home, she's gone down to the creek
to wash clothes, but lemma see what you got," said the man. The peddler showed
him pots and pans, tools and gadgets, but the old man wasn't interested. Then
the man spotted a mirror and said, "What's that?" Before the peddler could tell
him it was a mirror, the old man picked it up and said, "My God how'd you get a
picture of my Pappy?" The old man was so happy, he traded his wife's best
pitcher for it. The peddler left before the wife came back and spoiled his sale.
The old man was worried that the wife would be mad at him for trading her best
pitcher, so he hid it in the barn behind some boxes of junk. He would go out to
the barn 2 or 3 times a day to look at the "picture" and eventually the wife got
suspicious. One day she got fed up and after he retired for the night, she went
out to the barn. She saw the mirror behind the boxes, picked it up and said,
"so this is the hussy he's been foolin' around with!"