A couple was having some trouble, so they did the right thing and went to a
marriage counselor. After a few visits, and a lot of questioning and
listening, the counselor said that he had discovered the main problem.
He stood up, went over to the woman, asked her to stand, and gave her a hug.
He looked at the man and said, "This is what your wife needs, at least once
The man frowned, thought for a moment, then said, "OK, what time do you want
me to bring her back tomorrow?"