Lotto Joke
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A woman gets home, whirls her car into the driveway, runs into
the
house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs,
"Honey,
pack your bags. I won the lottery!"
The husband says, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff
or
mountain stuff?"
The wife yells back, "It doesn't matter....just get the hell
out!