Little Johnny Joke
Little Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in
place of his
regular teacher.
She says, "Hello class, I'm Mrs. Prussy. When you say my name
class remember it
has an "r" after the first letter."
The entire class says, "Hello Mrs. Prussy."
A few days later the regular teacher is still sick when Little
Johnny gets to
his desk the teacher asks what her name is.
Johnny thinks hard and the says to the teacher, "I remember it
has an "r" after
the first letter."
"That's right!" she coaxed.
Then after a few seconds Little Johnny says, "Mrs. Crunt?"