There was a man in a hospital who thought that he would die. So he
asks the
beautiful nurse to accomplish his last wish.
"Nurse," he says, "I want to kiss the head of Nikita
Kruschev." (you know a
president of the ex USSR who was fat and had no hair on his head).
"Nikita Kruschev? But he's been dead for a long time."
"I don't care, I want to kiss his head," the man says.
"This is my last wish!"
The nurse didn't know what to do. Then she thought of something. As
the man did
not wear his glasses the nurse takes her beautiful tits out of her
bra and
offers the left one to the man. He holds it and caresses it, very
moved. He
said, "Oh my dear Nikita, my old friend! How happy I am to see
you again!"
He was kissing her left tit so warmly that the nurse started liking
the whole
situation. She asks the man, "What about kissing president
Eisenhower's head?"
"Yes! Is he here too?"
"Of course he is here," she says, and offers him her right
tit.
"Oh my dear president, how happy I am to see you here,"
said the man, kissing
again and again.
The nurse liked all that very very much, and was starting to get
wet, so she
asked the man, "What about Fidel Castro?"