A knight and his men returned to their castle after a hard day of
fighting. "How
are we faring?" asked the king. "Sire!" replied the
knight, "I have been robbing
and pillaging on your behalf all day, burning the towns of your
enemies to the
west." "What?" shrieked the king, "I don't have
any enemies to the west!" "Oh!"
said the knight, "Well, you do now."