Improvement Joke
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"Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She
got me to stop
drinking, smoking and running around until all hours of the night.
She taught me
how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical
music, even
how to invest in the stock market."
"Sounds like you may be bitter because she changed you so
drastically," remarked
his friend.
"I'm not bitter. Now that I'm so improved, she just isn't good
enough for me."