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Hillary
Hilary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find out
that
she's pregnant. She is furious! Here she is about to run for senator
of
New York and this has happened to her.
She calls the White House, gets Bill on the phone, and immediately
starts screaming:
"How could you have let this happen? With all that's going on
right now, you go and get me pregnant! How could you???!!!
I can't believe this! I just found out I am five weeks pregnant and
it is
all your fault!!! YOUR FAULT!!! Well, what have you got to
say???"
There is nothing but dead silence on the end of the phone.
She screams again, "DID YOU HEAR ME???!!!"
Finally, she hears Bill's very, very quiet voice.
In a barely
audible
whisper, he says, "Who is this?"
By Sopho
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