Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when
Ted looks over at his wife and says: "You're butt is getting
really big, I mean really big! I bet your butt is bigger than the
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the
grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured
his wife's bottom. "Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider
than the barbecue!!!" The wife chose to ignore her husband.
Later that night in bed, Ted is feeling a little frisky.
He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him
"What's wrong?" he asks.
She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this
big-ass grill for one little weenie?"