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Golfing Wife
A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them are
playing
like they want to, so they decide to take private lessons.The
husband has
his lesson first. After the pro sees his swing, he says, "No,
no, no,"
you're gripping the club way too hard!" "Well, what should
I do?" asks the man. "Hold the club gently," the pro
replied, "just like
you'd hold your wife's breast."The man takes the advice, takes
a swing, and
WOW! He hits the ball 250 yds. straight up the fairway.The man goes
back
to his wife with the good news, and the wife can't wait for her
lesson.The next day the wife goes for her lesson. The pro watches
her swing and
says, "No, no, no, you're gripping the club way too hard."
"What can I do?"
asks the wife."Hold the club gently, just like you'd hold your
husband's penis." The wife listens carefully to the pro's
advice, takes a swing,
and THUMP. The ball goes straight down the fairway . . . about 15
ft.
"That was great,"the pro says. "Now, take the club
out of your mouth and
swing the club like you're supposed to!" says the pro.
By Sopho
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