Frog Wishes Joke
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the
woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a
trap.
The frog said to her "if you release me from this trap, I
will grant you 3 wishes."
The woman freed the frog and the frog said, "Thank you, but I
failed to
mention that there was a condition to your wishes-that whatever you
wish
for, your husband will get 10 times more or better!" The woman
said,
"That would be okay," and for her first wish, she wanted
to be the most beautiful
woman in the world. The frog warned her, "you do realize that
this wish
will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an
Adonis,
that women will flock to." The woman replied, "That will
be okay because I
will be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for
me."
So, KAZAM she's the most beautiful woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the
world.
The frog said, "That will make your husband
the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than
you." The woman said, "That will be okay because what is
mine is his and what
is his is mine." So, KAZAM - she's the richest woman in the
world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered,
"I'd like a mild heart attack."