Four Star General
A retired four-star general ran into his former orderly, also
retired, in a
Manhattan bar and spent the rest of the evening persuading him to
come work for
him as his valet. "Your duties will be exactly the same as they
were in the
army," the general said. "Nothing to it - you'll catch on
again fast."
Next morning promptly at eight o'clock, the ex-orderly entered the
ex-general's
bedroom, pulled open the drapes, gave the general a gentle shake,
strode around
the other side of the bed, spanked his employer's wife on her bottom
and said,
"OK, sweetheart, it's back to the village for you."