Chihuahua
Two buddies were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman and
the other had
a Chihuahua. As they sauntered down the street, the guy with
Doberman said to
his friend, "Let's go over to that bar and get something to
drink."
The guy with the Chihuahua said, "We can't go in there. We've
got dogs with us."
The one with the Doberman said, "Just follow my lead."
They walked over to the
bar and the guy with the Doberman puts on a pair of dark glasses and
started to
walk in.
The bouncer at the door said, "Sorry, Mac, no pets
allowed." The man with the
Doberman said, "You don't understand. This is my Seeing-Eye
dog." The bouncer
said, "A Doberman pinscher?" The man said, "Yes,
they're using them now. They're
very good." The bouncer said, "Come on in."
The buddy with the Chihuahua figured what the heck, so he put on a
pair of dark
glasses and started to walk in. He knew his would be more
unbelievable.
Once again the bouncer said, "Sorry, pal, no pets
allowed." The man with the
Chihuahua said, "You don't understand. This is my Seeing-Eye
dog." The bouncer
said, "A Chihuahua?" The man with the Chihuahua said,
"A Chihuahua? They gave me
a fucking Chihuahua?"