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Check Me Out
My wife rushed into the supermarket to pick up a few items. She headed for the
express line where the clerk was talking on the phone with his back turned to
her.

"Excuse me," she said, "I'm in a hurry. Could you check me out, please?"

The clerk turned, stared at her for a second, looked her up and down, smiled and
said, "Not bad."
By Steve C

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