Biker Club Joke
A little old lady wanted to join a biker club.
She knocked on the door of a local biker club and a big, hairy,
bearded biker
with tattoos all over his arms answered the door.
She proclaimed, "I want to join your biker club."
The guy was amused and told her that she needed to meet certain
biker
requirements before she was allowed to join. So the biker asked her,
"You have a
bike?"
The little old lady said, "Yea, that's my Harley over
there," and points to a
Harley parked in the driveway.
The biker asked her, "Do you smoke?"
The little old lady said "Yea, I smoke. I smoke 4 packs of
cigarettes a day and
a couple of cigars while I'm shooting pool."
The biker is impressed and asked, "Well, have you ever been
picked up by the
Fuzz?"
The little old lady said, "No, I've never been picked up by the
fuzz, but I've
been swung around by my nipples a few times."