A lady dies and goes to heaven. She arrives at the pearly gates and
is greeted by Saint Peter. There are a few people waiting, so she
strikes up a conversation with him. Just then, she hears a blood
"What was that?" she asks.
"Oh, don't worry about that," says Saint Peter, "It's just someone
getting a hole drilled in their head so they can be fitted for their
A few seconds later, she hears another agonized scream, this one even
more terrible than the one before.
"What was that?!" she asked anxiously.
"Oh ,don't worry," says Saint Peter soothingly, "It's just someone
getting holes drilled in their back so they can be fitted for their
The lady starts to back away.
"Where are you going?" asks Saint Peter.
"I think I'll go downstairs, if it's all the same to you," says the
"But you can't go there," says the saint, "You'll be raped and
"It's OK," says the lady, "I've already got the holes for that."