Bells Joke

Twelve monks were about to be ordained. The final
test was for them to line up nude, in a garden while a nude model
danced before them. Each monk had a small bell attached to his
privates, and they were told that anyone whose bell rang would not be
ordained because he had not reached a state of purity. The model
danced before the first monk candidate, with no reaction. She
down the line with the same response, until she got to the final monk.
As she danced, his bell rang so loudly it fell off and clattered to
ground. Embarrassed, he bent down to pick up the bell, and all the
other bells went off

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