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BAG
A guy starts a new job, and the boss says, "If you marry my
daughter,
I'll make you a partner, give you an expense account, a Mercedes,
and a
million dollar annual salary." The guy says, "What's wrong
with her?"
The boss shows him a picture, and she's hideous. The boss says,
"It's
only fair to tell you, she's not only ugly, she's as dumb as a
wall."
The guy says, "I don't care what you offer me, it ain't worth
it." The
boss says, "I'll give you a five million dollar salary and
build you a
mansion on Long Island." The guy accepts, figuring he can put a
bag over
her head when they have sex. About a year later, the guy buys an
original Van Gogh and he's about to hang it on the wall. He climbs a
ladder and yells to his wife, "Bring me a hammer." She
mumbles, "Get the
hammer. Get the hammer," and she fetches the hammer. The guy
says, "Get
me some nails." She mumbles, "Get the nails. Get the
nails," and she
gets him some nails. The guys starts hammering a nail into the wall,
he
hits his thumb, and he yells, "Fuck!" She mumbles,
"Get the bag. Get the
bag."
By Taz
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