Ted Bundy Jokes
Q: What did Ted Bundy get for Christmas?
A: A smoking jacket.
Q: Why couldn't Ted Bundy go out the night he was executed in the electric chair?
A: He was grounded.
Q: Did you hear about Ted Bundy's emotional state the day of his electrocution?
A: I heard he got really hot under the collar.
Q: What was Ted Bundy's last job in prison?
A: Conductor.
Q: Did you hear about Ted Bundy's last meal?
A: In the morning he got bacon, eggs, and toast. Later on that same day, he got the juice.
Q: Did you hear about Ted Bundy's emotional state the day of his electrocution?
A: I heard he got really hot under the collar.
Q: What's Ted Bundy's favorite Band?
A: Shock-a-con
Q: What was Ted Bundy's favorite book?
A: Little Women
Q: Why didn't they fry Ted Bundy twice?
A: It would have been too revolting.
Q: What is a Ted Bundy sandwich?
A: Fried egg on burnt toast.
Q: Why did Ted Bundy want to become a lawyer?
A: To file wrongful death suits!
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