Stevie Wonder Jokes

Q: Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano?
A: Neither has he!

Q: How did Stevie Wonder meet his wife?
A: Blind date.

Q: Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife?
A: Neither has he.

Q: How do you break Steve Wonder's neck?
A: Speed up the music.

Q: What goes ring-ring, ring-ring, ring, Ahhhhhhh!
A: Stevie Wonder answering the iron

Q: What did Stevie Wonder's mother do for punishment?
A: Rearrange the furniture.

Q: Why does Stevie Wonder shake his head when he sings?
A: Because he can't find the microphone.

Q: What do you call Stevie Wonder playing tennis?
A: Endless love

Q: What's the fastest thing on land?
A: Stevie Wonder's speedboat

Q: Why does Stevie Wonder always smile?
A: No one's told him he's black yet.

Q: Why hasn't Stevie Wonder written a hit in years?
A: He dropped his pencil!

Q: What have Patrick Swayze and Stevie Wonder got in common?
A: Neither of them will see Christmas!

Stevie Wonder walks into a shop swinging a dog above his head.
The shop owner says "Can I help you?"
Stevie Wonder say "No I'm just having a look around"

At a celebrity party, Stevie Wonder meets golf champ Tiger Woods and mentions that he, too, is an excellent golfer.

Tiger is a bit skeptical that the blind musician can play golf well, but he's too polite to say anything.

"When I tee off, " the singer explains, "I have a guy call to me from the green. My sharp sense of hearing lets me aim."

Tiger is impressed, and Stevie suggests that they play a round.

When Tiger agrees, Stevie asks, "How about if we play for $10,000 a hole?"

Tiger insists he couldn't possibly play him for money because of his sight handicap.

But Stevie argues and badgers Tiger until Tiger finally relents

Stevie says, "You pick the place and I'll pick the time?"

Tiger says, "Fine. Pebble Beach"

Stevie replies, "Midnight!"

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