Snoop Dogg Jokes

Q: why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
A: the drizzle my nizzle.

Q: What's brown and rhymes with "snoop"?
A: Dr. Dre!

Q: What does snoop dog wash his clothes with?
A: Bleaochhhh

Q: why did snoop dogg buy a german cook book?
A: Fo' schizlet

Q: What is Snoop Dogg's favorite tool?
A: Da Chizel!

Q: What is Snoop Dogg's favorite weather condition?
A: Drizzle!

Q: what would snoop doggs name be if he married winne da pooh
A: snoop doggy dogg POOH

Q: Why does Snoop Dogg use conditioner?
A: Fo'frizzel

Q: What kind of pet did the rapper take on a plane?
A: His Snoop Emotional Support Dogg.

Q: What did Snoop Dogg say to 50 Cent when he saw him putting on a sweater?
A: Hey G, you knit?

Q: Why isn't Snoop Dogg aloud to stop at rest areas?
A: Because the sign says 'All dogs must be on leashes'

Q: Why couldn't Snoop Dogg get in the store?
A: They said no dogs allowed....

Q: Why can Snoop never hold onto a hot pocket?
A: Because he drops it like its hot!

Q: Why doesn't Snoop eat beef products?
A: Mad Cowizzle!

Q: What does snoop dogg eat for dinner?
A: spa-GHETTO!

Q: What do you call a rapper that likes to exercise?
A: Snoop Jogg.

Q: What was snoop's favorite childhood song?
A: Puff The Magic Dragon

Q: Why is snoop dogg black?
A: Because his parents were!

Q: What do you call a rapper working at dairy queen?
A: Scoop Dogg.

Q: Why doesnt snoop wanna have kids?
A: Because he doesnt wanna have to clean up there shitizzle

Q:Why does Snoop Dogg drink Shirley Temples?
A: F'grenadizzle....get it?

Q: What's the difference between Snoop Dogg and an apple?
A: Snoop Dogg fucked yo teacher!!!!

Q: What does snoop dog but on his salad?
A: bacon biaaaahts

Q: What does Snoop Dogg listen for while cooking his bacon?
A: Fo' Sizzle!

Q: What does snoop use wash his car?
A: His hoes (hose)

Q: Why does Snoop Dogg use Palmade?
A: Fo' frizzle.

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