Sarah Palin Jokes

Q: Why aren't republicans mad about Sarah Palin charging the state of Alaska over $21,000 for her children to travel with her on official business?
A: Because when she leaves them home alone, they get pregnant!

Q: Why will Britney Spears vote for Sarah Palin?
A: Because she's running out of other crazy things to do.

Q: Why did Sarah Palin say Afghanistan is our neighboring country?
A: Because she can see bin Laden's cave from her house!

Q: What's the best Sarah Palin nickname?
A1. Barracuda
A2. Maverick Hockey Mom
A3. Rogue Diva
A4. Pit Bull with Lipstick
A5. Bush with Lipstick
A6. Pathological Liar
A7. Moose in Headlights
A8. Dangerous Extremist
A10. Caribou Barbie

Q: Whose been calling Sarah Palin to run for president in 2012?
A: Democrats!

Q: Why was Sarah Palin disappointed with the 2008 presidential election?
A: Because there wasn't a swimsuit and talent competion!

Q: Why are Sarah Palin dolls banned from Toys R Us?
A: Because they kept shooting My Little Pony!

Q: How dumb is Sarah Palin?
A1: She's so dumb that she thinks the capital of China is Chinatown!
A2: She's so dumb that she thinks billboards are postcards from giants
A3: She's so dumb that she thinks soy milk is Spanish for 'I am milk.

Q: Which person did President Obama thank first for helping him win the 2008 election?
A: Sarah Palin

Q: How does Sarah Palin know that the world celebrated Barack Obama's victory in the 2008 election?
A: She could see the Russians celebrating from her house!

Q: Why isn't Sarah Palin thinking ahead to the 2012 election?
A: Because she could be a great-grandmother by then!

Q: What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina?
A: Only some of the things that come out of her vagina are retarded.

Q: Whats the name of the sitcom starring the 2008 Republican Presidential Ticket?
A: The maverick and the MILF!

Q: Which 3 campaign stops does Sarah Palin now regret?
A: Saks, Nieman Marcus and Bloomingdales.

Q: How do Americans discern the real Sarah Palin from the imitators?
A: The imitators start answering questions!

Q: Why does Sarah Palin keep reaching out to Joe Sixpack?
A: Because her answers make more sense after six beers!

Q: Why does Sarah Palin think Vladimir Putin approves of her?
A: Because they both like to shoot animals from helicopters!

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