Q: Why is Mitt Romney so optimistic about the future of our economy?
A: Because he's the only presidential candidate with over 200 million dollars in the bank!
Q: How does Mormon presidential candidate Mitt Romney expect to win the soccer mom vote?
A: By marrying all of them!
Q: What will happen if Mitt Romeny attacks Rudy Giuliani any further?
A: Rudy will make him an honorary ex-wife!
Q: What's the only kind of hunting does Mitt Romney take part in?
A: Hunting for easter eggs!
Q: Why would democrats love a Mitt Romney-Sarah Palin presidental ticket?
A: She can't answer basic questions, and he has two answers for every question!
Q: What was Mitt Romney's job before he became a politican?
A1: The guy who tells you how to buy real estate with no money down
A2: The owner of a steakhouse who keeps interrupting dinner to find out how things are going!
A3: The lead reporter for the Channel 2 news team!
Q: What's more of a breathtaking sight then seeing Mormom Mitt Romney being inaugurated as president of the United States?
A: Seeing his 18 first wives along side of him!
Q: What does the greek word "polygamy" stand for?
A: "Poly" meaning for multiple and "gamy" meaning reasons not to vote for Mitt Romney!
Q: Why is Mitt Romney in trouble for having illegal immigrants mowing his lawn?
A: Because Walmart is accusing him of stealing their employees!
Q: Why won't Mitt Romney become president of the United States?
A: After you go Barack, you never go back!
Q: What happened after Mitt Romney gave a speech on health care?
A: He issued a five-minute rebuttal!
Q: What has a better chance than Mitt Romney winning the Republican nomination for President?
A: Mitt Romney's hair moving in a tornado!
Q: Why did GOP Chairman Michael Steele apologize for his comments on Mormon's and Mitt Romney?
A: Because anyone able to have as many white wives as possible is off-da-hook!
Q: Why is it alright that life long hunter Mitt Romney has only hunted small animals?
A: Because Dick Cheney is the only Republican to hunt lawyers!
Q: How do you know if your a homosexual?
A: Mitt Romney won't talk to you anymore!
Statement: Mitt Romney claimed today that he is a lifelong hunter even though he has never taken out a hunting license.
Punchline: In related news George W Bush claimed he was an avid reader!
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