Mike Tyson's Top 10 excuses after the infamous ear-biting incident.
10. Got a little carried away after seeing "Face/Off".
9. Really wanted to win first prize on "America's Funniest Home Videos".
8. Like this doesn't happen every year in the Masters.
7. Whenever Moe bites Curly's ear, it's hilarious!
6. Has to do this kind of thing to compensate for the fact that he talks like Melanie Griffith.
5. I guess you've never heard of a little thing called "strategy".
4. Ears are tasty.
3. "It was self-defense -- he wouldn't stop punching me".
2. "Disqualified" sounds better than "got his ass kicked all over the ring".
1. He ran out of gum.
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