Melissa Etheridge Jokes

Q: Did you hear about the book that Melissa Etheridge's daughter is going to write?
A: It's called 'Mommie Queerest'

Q: How can you tell what guitar belongs to Melissa Etheridge at the Hard Rock Cafe?
A: It's the one with a strap on.

Q: What do you call a hundred lesbians with rifles?
A: Militia Etheridge

Q: How can you tell if your dating Melissa Etheridge?
A: She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.

Q: What did the female vampire say to Melissa Etheridge?
A: "I'll see you next month." 

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