Q: What's the difference between Lebron James and a tree?
A: A tree has more rings.
Q: How do you know when you've found Lebron James' cell phone?
A: It never rings in Cleveland.
Q: What do LeBron James and a Blonde have in common?
A: They both suck and then get a ring.
Q: How do you know when it's Lebron James' Birthday?
A: Everyone gets to leave work 12 minutes early.
Q: Why do we know Lebron James sold his soul to satan for a ring?
A: He changed his Jersey to the number 6 and won the 66th NBA Finals after a 66 game regular season!
Q: How do you know when it's Lebron James' Birthday?
A: Everyone gets to leave work 12 minutes early.
Lebron's girlfriend said she was leaving him. She was taking her talent to Tim Duncans house. He could put a ring on it!
Q: Why can't Lebron James shop at the dollar store?
A: Because he only has 3 quarters!
Q: How do you know you've found Lebron James' cell phone?
A: It vibrates and receives calls, but doesn't have a ring!
Q: How do you know you've found Lebron James' cell phone?
A: It vibrates and receives calls, but it only has 2 ring!
Q: What time does Lebron James go to sleep?
A: A quarter after 3
Q: What did Matisyahu say to Lebron James?
A: Your not the only king without a crown
Q: Why shouldn't Lebron worry about dislocating his ring finger?
A: It's not like he was planning to use it any time soon!
Q: What do you call a man that has a basketball head?
A: Lebron James with a bad hair line.
Q: What if Lebron James quit basketball and became an actor?
A: It would be a "Trainwreck".
Q: What does a fish and Lebron James have in common?
A: They both flop.
Q: Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar?
A: Lebron will only give you 3 quarters!
Q: What is the difference between Saturn and LeBron?
A: Saturn has rings.
Q. What player is and elite player but has lost the most NBA Finals?
A. LeBronze James
Q: How Many points did Lebron James score against the Jazz?
A: James scored so much, Utah made him an honorary Mormon!
Q: Why did Lebron James choose not to go to College?
A: Lebron likes to avoid the finals!
Q: What's the difference between Tim Tebow and Lebron James?
A: Tim Tebow comes alive in the 4th quarter!
Q: What is the formula for the perfect athlete?
A: Add 3 quarters of Lebron with 1 quarter of Tebow.
Q: What is Webster's new definition of pointless?
A: LeBron James in the 4th quarter!
Q: Why does Lebron James drive an automatic car?
A: He cant handle a clutch.
Q: Why does LeBron only eat boneless buffalo wings?
A: Because he has a tendency to choke
Q: Why does Drew Carey want Lebron James to stay in Cleveland?
A: Because misery loves company!
Q: What's worst than Lebron James hosting Saturday Night Live?
A: Lebron James supporting cast on the Cleveland Cavaliers!
Q: What do you call the three superstars who decided to play together for the Miami Heat next season?
A: The Three Mi-Egos
Q: After extracting a benign growth along his right jaw line what procedure is Lebron James looking to perform?
A: Extracting himself from the Cleveland Cavaliers!
Q: What's the difference between Lebron and your school binder?
A: Rings
Q: What does Lebron have in common with the average NHL player?
A: They both play hard for 3 quarters
Q: If a woman proposed to LeBron, what would he say?
A: Nothing, he chokes up at the sight of a ring.
Q: What did Lebron James eat during his last breakfast in the city of Cleveland?
A: Eggs Benedict Arnold!
Q: Despite Lebron James leaving for the Miami Heat why does Delonte West want to stay in Cleveland?
A: Lebron James' Mom!
Q: Why did Lebron head down South?
A: Because his mother went West!
Q: How does Lebron James know he has a fever?
A: When the number on the thermometer matches the number of people in his entourage!
Q: Why did Lebron James & Chris Bosh decide to play for the Miami Heat?
A: The Mayor of South Beach recently declared all paternity tests invalid!
Q: Why is Dwayne Wade (3 years at Marquette University) proof that basketball players should stay in school?
A: He recruited Lebron James (no-college) & Chris Bosh (1 year at Georgia Tech) to take less money and play second fiddle to him!
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