Lady Gaga Jokes

If Lady Gaga is all about being "Born This Way", why does she try so hard to be different?

Q: What does Lady Gaga hate Hitler?
A: Because he's Papa Nazi

Q: Why did Lady Gaga win so many awards?
A: Because she's eligible for the male and female categories.

Q: How do you impress Lady Gaga?
A: Just Dance

Q: Why is Lady Gaga in a bad mood?
A: Because she had Bad Romance!

Q: What's the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga?
A: One of them has balls and it ain't Bieber.

Q: What was Lady Gaga's profession before she started singing?
A: Male Stripper!

Q: Why did cow crossed the road?
A: Because he didn't want Lady Gaga to wear his meat!

Q: How do you make Lady Gaga cry?
A: Poke her face!

Q: Why is it sometimes alright to judge a book by its cover?
A: Sometimes it's named 'Lady Gaga', and you know its crap!

Q: Why is Lady Gaga a fan of the comic book hero "Wolverine"?
A: Because they are both Ex-Men!

Q: How do you wake up lady gaga?
A: Poke her face.

Q: How does lady gaga like her steak?
A: Raw raw raw raw raw.

Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: Cause it didnt want Lady Gaga to make a meat dress out of him.

Q: Why is Lady Gaga like Ms. Pac-man!
A: Just a token and she's ready to swallow!

Q: What hurts more a womans period or a kicking a man in the balls?
A: Just ask Lady Gaga!

Q: Why wasn't Anderson Cooper surprised when Lady Gaga said "I smoke a lot of pot when I write music."?
A: He assumes she gets high while dressing herself!

Q: Why is there no denying that Lady Gaga is a man?
A: Lady Gaga showed everyone his meat at the 2010 MTV Awards!

Q: Why is Lady Gaga's nickname "Shotgun"?
A: Give him a cock and she'll Blow!

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
A: Poke her face.

Q: Name 3 things that Lady Gaga has that Chaz Bono does not?
A: Singing talent, good looks, and a penis!

A teen girl walks into a medical clinic and tells the doctor she has "Bad Poker Face"
Doctor: Nope it is Herpes!

Man robs bank in clown pants, fake breasts and blonde wig ,
primary suspect is Lady Gaga.

One day lady gaga went to the store dressed like a horse.
The cashier didn't recognize her and said, "Dude, why the long face?"
And lady gaga said, "Cuz I was born this way!"

Lady Gaga Bar Jokes


Daughter: Hey mom,I'm going to my room with my latino boyfriend.
Mom: Ok, don't do anything stupid.
(Boyfriend and Girlfriend enter the bedroom)
Daughter/Boyfriend: Don't Call My Name, Don't Call My Name, Alejandro
(Mom run's into the bedroom)
Mom: What are you doing?!
Daughter: We are having sex!
Mom: Oh thank god, I thought you were listening to Lady Gaga


Two odd looking guys are sitting in a small cafe when a third guy decides to join them

They all get into a heated conversation about their physical attributes.

One says: I've got the smallest arm in the world!

Another says: I've got the smallest head in the world!

The last one says: I've got the smallest dick in the world!

The 3 guys decide to go to Guinness World Records office.

The first one goes in and returns happy: I've really got the smallest arm in the world!

The second returns happy too: I've really, got the smallest head of the world!

The last one returns angry and screams: WHO? THE FUCK IS? Lady Gaga?

Lady Gaga Pick Up Lines:

"Let's play a love game, I'll be Alejandro, you can be Lady Gaga and I'll let you take a ride on my disco stick!

"Do you play Farmville? 'Cause you grew some big melons!"

"Hey babe we go together like Lady Gaga and #1 records!"

"Baby girl, your like Lady Gaga's single "Poker Face" (Why's that?) Cause I just can't get you out of my head!

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