Heath Ledger Jokes

Q: How can Batman defeat the Joker?
A: With a handful of sleeping pills.

Q: What's the difference between David Carradine and Heath Ledger?
A: Nothing, now.

Q: What do Jake Gylennhal's cherry and a bottle of Paxil have in common?
A: They both got popped by Heath Ledger.

Q: What's the difference between me and Heath Ledger?
A: Heath's Better looking, but I woke up on Tuesday.

Q: How many pills does it take to kill Heath Ledger?
A: The World May Never Know

What's the difference between Mary Kate Olsen and the emergency services?
(I don't know...)
Nor did the masseuse!

Q: What role was Heath Ledger studying for when he died?
A: 10 pills I took without you!

Q: How do ladies pick up heath ledger?
A: With a stretcher.

Q: Why did Heath Ledger take so many pills?
A: Because he wanted to be Down Under!

Q: What is black and white and hungry?
A: Heath Ledger's Cat!

There are rumors that Heath Ledger died in Mary-Kate Olson's apartment.
He didn't overdose on pills, he starved to death.

Q: What do movie critics have to say about Heath Ledger's career?
A: They say he is a good actor but Heath Ledger's last performance was a little hard to swallow!

Q: What did Heath Ledger say right before he died?
A: "How about a magic trick? I'm gonna make this bottle of pills...disappear!"

Q: Why are accountants around the world today in a state of panic.
A: It appears that they lost a Ledger.

Q: What does Heath and his role as the Joker got in common?
A: They both die young

Q: What does Jack Nicholson's potryal of the Joker have that Heath Ledger's doesn't.
A: A chance for a sequel.

Q: What the difference between heath ledger and a jug of water?
A: Water spills, heath ledger takes pills

Q: Whats the difference between heath ledger and a turn stye?
A: A turn stye only takes one at a time.

Q: What's the difference between Heath Ledger and Heath Ledger jokes?
A: The jokes will get old.

Q: What have heath ledger and a fly got in common?
A: They're both six feet.

Q: Whats the difference between Heath Ledger and Steve Irwin?
A: One was serated, the other was sedated.

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